I bet you did not even realize that May was Masturbation month. Who would really? “They” whoever they are, keep coming up with crazy excuses to give praise to things that, in My opinion really, do not need recognizing. We are living in a time where anything goes and surely what you get up to with yourself is no business of anyone else. So now that you realize this important Holiday month what do you think you will change if anything to celebrate? If you are like most people that I know, nothing at all will change because we all do this regularly, if not daily anyway.
So enjoy masturbation May, and when you do it, just like normal remember that some nutcase actually had to remind us to do it. LOL
Enjoy!
Lady Draco